you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Randomize
