playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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