So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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