Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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