Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My bed smells like the plague
Randomize
