Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
birth control should be required to get into college
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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