I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
this will be a night to untag.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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