ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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