I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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