No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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