"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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