I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
And then he peed in my hair
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