The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
A+ Viking dick
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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