You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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