So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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