he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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