Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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