absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
how can u be prego again
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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