So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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