He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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