I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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