ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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