I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
