If that was your dad, he is hot
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
