He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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