thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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