Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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