Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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