Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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