I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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