VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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