I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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