I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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