Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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