How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
