Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Hippo gnu deer
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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