i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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