For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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