You're a womanizer and a bitch.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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