i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
You have to summon your inner elephant
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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