I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
