How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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