I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
found the other keg... it's in the tree
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit