oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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