dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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