There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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