Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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