so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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