How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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