Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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