i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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