only if we run a train.
done.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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