You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
The air taste purple.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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