I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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